Jack William Bell on Nostr: When I was touristing in Cairns Australia I rented a car and had to sign a 'coconut ...

When I was touristing in Cairns Australia I rented a car and had to sign a 'coconut waiver' accepting responsibility for any coconut damage – because the insurance at the car rental place had a rider specifically excluding damage from parking under coconut trees.

First time at the beach I understood why: some of the trees were 20 meters tall or more.

In Florida I had to sign a 'vultures eating the windshield rubber gasket waiver'. Which is even weirder.