npub1x39s4ejzpydx54ky8kf2jvlg6g48wtyyhjme897cwmswpsumsw7qw4up9l (npub1x39…up9l) npub1d6l38yd09cdc7euck672thp0k6c0d67lcxlyxksgndvwdn8j36asjle9qj (npub1d6l…e9qj) Since I figured out who I was gonna vote for three years ago, I don't need any more of the sales pitch. Hence my current daily news-sources are The Dobbstown Herald and reruns of Clutch Cargo.
In the news, something happened in Iowa and OH NO, PADDLEFOOT IS IN TROUBLE!