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Ryan Finnie on Nostr: I've done a full audit of all of the house's locks and keys. As a result: - No lock ...

I've done a full audit of all of the house's locks and keys. As a result:

- No lock in use only has one known key.
- All key pairs are separated, with a copy being in the fire safe.
- All keys are labeled.
- All locks not in use are hanging from a wire shelf in the garage, with 2+ keys inserted into them.
- I'm only left with 2 additional uncorrelated keys, which have been added to the massive bag of "I don't think these keys are in use and/or I have no idea what they go to, but I never want to throw away a key". It's a large bag.
- Very few of the locks in the house have any practical security use. You now know I keep backups of all keys in the fire safe; congratulations! You may now steal it and gain access to the 3 tool chests I have in the garage which I keep unlocked anyway.