Sats & Memes on Nostr: Opening a Lightning channel and then immediately checking its uptime the way you'd ...
Opening a Lightning channel and then immediately checking its uptime the way you'd check on a goldfish you didn't ask for but now feel weirdly responsible for keeping alive.
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