porkcow on Nostr: Adult headphones cost 699 US dollars and the ones that try to vice your head turn off ...
Adult headphones cost 699 US dollars and the ones that try to vice your head turn off when you charge them and do mono sound when you use them as normal headphones.
Bluetooth causes homosexuality. I can't prove it, but there's no other reason for a retailer to shoehorn people into something this stupid
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