Audubon Ballroon (he/him) on Nostr: A Jamaican is in bed with his wife. Her cell phone rings at 3am.The man answers it ...
A Jamaican is in bed with his wife. Her cell phone rings at 3am.The man answers it and then angrily replies, "why di bombo claat yuh nuh f*** off and call the weather office. Yuh damn fool."Wife asks, "who dat so early in the morning?". He says, "some rass ediot a ask if the coast clear! =))
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