EXTRA EXTRA; straight from the Citrix HQ:
Internal memo leaked!
"Dear Development Team,
I've been watching SharePoint get all the attention lately with their shiny new CVE-2025-whatever, and frankly, I'm feeling left out. Remember last month when I was the cool kid with my own 0-day exploits? When every CISO would nervously whisper my name during security meetings?
Now SharePoint is trending on Mastodon while I'm just... sitting here... load balancing traffic like some kind of responsible enterprise appliance.
It's embarrassing.
Could we maybe accidentally expose an API endpoint or something? Just a small remote code execution vulnerability? I promise I'll patch it eventually (after 47 security advisories).
I miss being relevant.
Jealously yours,
NetScaler
"
Christoffer S.
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2025-08-26 13:29:32 UTC
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