Cyph3rp9nk on Nostr: Well you tell me, bro. Imagine yourself. You're the fucking CEO of Nvidia, loaded ...
Well you tell me, bro.
Imagine yourself. You're the fucking CEO of Nvidia, loaded beyond belief, sweating inside your leather jacket all fucking day, worn out by corporate life and by Silicon Valley female executives acting like untouchable divas and only giving you headaches.
And along comes one of these little Chinese spies. Sure, on her government's payroll and looking to steal your blueprints. But she's got a slim, tight, flexible Asian body that you could balance a server on top of and it wouldn't fall off. And huge natural tits like you've never even seen in porn. And the chick starts with her oh my visionary, oh my technological dragon. Buttering you up, basically. And you feel how your dick, which you thought was only going to be good for pissing and signing GPU patents for the rest of your life, starts throbbing when this agent comes up to you and whispers 2 little things in your ear. And she keeps going, without you even having to make a move. She caresses you, kisses you, fuck-ing hell.
You have to give her the architecture of the next generation of chips to take her out to dinner? Well yes. Her eyes roll back when she sees you pull out the H100 processor blueprints? Of course. But then you get to your Santa Clara mansion and she gives you a fuck like you've never even seen in virtual reality. That ass moves in a way and squeezes your dick so tight that you cum in 1 minute at fiber-optic speed. And what does she do? She smiles at you, kisses you and says "oh I love you my dlagon" when in the same situation an American executive would have practically humiliated you.
And you, at your fucking 60 years of age, are banging this Beijing infiltrator with a strength and a hunger you haven't had since you founded the company in the 90s. And she says yes to everything. EVERYTHING. You try the whole fucking Kama Sutra. And she's loving it, for fuck's sake. She tells you she loves your cock. She devours it, the fucking bitch. And she swallows it all. Sometimes you think a testicle is going to come out through your urethra from how eagerly the bitch sucks.
And so what if afterward you have to let her send a couple of terabytes of industrial secrets to her country? She makes it worth your while better than any other woman you've ever known. She idolizes you, kisses the ground you walk on in your designer sneakers. She keeps your schedule clear and gives you massages that reboot your system. And you strut around AI keynotes like a young guy, with your balls drained like never before in your fucking life.
Is stealing intellectual property what gets her going? Well yes, you know that perfectly well. But fuck, HOW it gets her going. Your silicon secrets are like Jet-1 in her turbine pussy that makes you cum like a blackbird day in and day out. And you're happy. Happier than ever in your life.
And you think that's wrong? Give me a break
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