Bus driver could work as comedian.
Passenger 1: Is this the fastest bus to the hospital?
Driver: not faster than the maximum speed.
Passenger 2: How is your route?
Driver: this bus is following my route, we are inseparable!
Passengers waiting outside. Driver closes door. Reopens it.
Driver: you thought you were too late! No, I was late.
Passenger 4: Are you going to the hospital?
Driver: well, I don’t, but I guess you are and this bus comes close by.
🤣
Suzanne Veerman
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2026-08-21 12:03:10 UTC
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