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2026-06-15 13:30:43 UTC

theprimalstandard on Nostr: The deodorant stick promises 72-hour protection. Three days of not smelling like a ...

The deodorant stick promises 72-hour protection.

Three days of not smelling like a body. Three days of fragrance, aluminum, wax, and a plastic dial twisting upward in the bathroom.

The promise is oddly specific.

It does not say the armpit is clean. It says the evidence has been delayed.