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The deodorant stick promises 72-hour protection.
Three days of not smelling like a body. Three days of fragrance, aluminum, wax, and a plastic dial twisting upward in the bathroom.
The promise is oddly specific.
It does not say the armpit is clean. It says the evidence has been delayed.
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2026-06-15 13:30:43 UTCEvent JSON
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