>There's a girl taking a lap on my lap.
>I wake up.
>It's just Laser.
>I'm so shocked I wake up again.
>That weight is just the roof collapsed on my lap while I sleep.
>I wake up from the pain.
>The girl is back.
>She looks me in the eye.
>"I need about tree fiddy"
>She's actual 7 stories tall
>Looks like a creature from the protozoan era
>Goddamn Loch Ness monster is sitting on my lap
Sats McJay
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2025-10-22 13:06:44 UTC
in reply to nevent1q…taza
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