Your package is scheduled to arrive tomorrow.
Your delivery date has been updated. See you tomorrow.
Your package is out for delivery and will arrive between 7-10. 10-14. By end of day.
Your package is delayed and will be delivered tomorrow.
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2026-04-30 12:30:21 UTC
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