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2025-03-10 04:34:03 UTC

Gwen the Trans Balrog on Nostr: It is becoming frighteningly apparent that, as I age, my eyebrows are growing those ...

It is becoming frighteningly apparent that, as I age, my eyebrows are growing those peaks old men get and before too long I'm going to look like Frank Morgan playing the Oz gate guard in The Wizard of Oz. I'm going to have antennae. This is unacceptable.

What's even better is that I have shaped my eyebrows and they still do this. It's the direction my eyebrow hair grows in the middle, not where the follicles are located. I trim them and they point up nonetheless.

In conclusion, mirrors suck and I hate them.