I live with someone who's #masculinity is so fragile that they can't aim into the toilet to save their life, but would rather pee everywhere then clean/mop it up than just sit down.
He is nice otherwise, but he got yelled at by the female house manager several times, and I am just wondering if I am about to see someone end up #homeless for the dumbest reason imaginable.
Though at least I wouldn't feel the need to only use the other bathroom cuz...
...Man that's gross.
#writing #humor
RationizedInsanity🏳️🌈🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱🇵🇸
npub1fq…h32ls
2025-08-02 20:00:20 UTC
Author Public Key
npub1fq2d0xq4ul9pgzgenz8tkj7jyfz2k2xtanf5gcguzxs5jztjx44qph32lsPublished at
2025-08-02 20:00:20 UTCEvent JSON
{
"id": "7815bd5c5dc6bd15c7118a5e71bb0d7c45f3db7c5dcbc7b9e6364141e8caf5d6",
"pubkey": "4814d79815e7ca140919988ebb4bd22244ab28cbecd344611c11a1490972356a",
"created_at": 1754164820,
"kind": 1,
"tags": [
[
"t",
"masculinity"
],
[
"t",
"homeless"
],
[
"t",
"writing"
],
[
"t",
"humor"
],
[
"proxy",
"https://mastodon.social/users/RationalizedInsanity/statuses/114960945653560652",
"activitypub"
],
[
"client",
"Mostr",
"31990:6be38f8c63df7dbf84db7ec4a6e6fbbd8d19dca3b980efad18585c46f04b26f9:mostr",
"wss://relay.mostr.pub"
]
],
"content": "I live with someone who's #masculinity is so fragile that they can't aim into the toilet to save their life, but would rather pee everywhere then clean/mop it up than just sit down.\n\nHe is nice otherwise, but he got yelled at by the female house manager several times, and I am just wondering if I am about to see someone end up #homeless for the dumbest reason imaginable.\n\nThough at least I wouldn't feel the need to only use the other bathroom cuz...\n\n...Man that's gross.\n\n#writing #humor",
"sig": "68643e6f466150be05fe1abc3389bd8317c6375bc0b043c7c47b086848d1b2b42d6a262fc3f84e2397c146322d354c1ed58cd0d1f8ec6b305b77a8b94bdc8224"
}