Polynesia by Mother Mother is an absolute treasure trove of odd rhymes, and also a certified banger
"I'm on the sea / I've got a mermaid staring back at me / I say "Why don't you come up top, you can flip-flop while we cruise the Florida Keys"
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=_rpEz0YubDM&si=_TQIvqOyp0bBe12_