Surrounded by people who all keep asking you the same questions?
Spending the holiday with an older person who keeps asking you the same thing over and over?
Don't feel like giving your worst family member more grist for the mill?
Try: Lying™
With Lying™ you can:
*Customize your response to the audience
*Not reveal any actual details of your life
*Entertain your damn self, because no one else there is going to do it.
For use anytime you're asked stupid questions. Try Lying™ today!
Michele Feltman Strider
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2025-11-27 18:58:41 UTC
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