Zuckerberg has never been able to “skate to where the puck will be”. His whole game is standing in one place and spending billions of dollars to have a skating rink constructed around him so he is standing directly in front of the goal.
And even with that he flubs the shot again and again.
Ethan J. A. Schoonover
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