First they laugh at you.
Then Jamie Dimon calls Bitcoin a fraud, a pet rock, and says governments will shut it down.
Then JPMorgan starts modeling it as the best-performing major asset of the next decade.
Rustin assembled the receipts.
This victory lap is glorious 😂👇
Simply Bitcoin
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2026-10-22 15:18:51 UTC
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