The horniest Star Trek has always been the original series, not because Kirk fucks Priestesses of the Brass Brassiere (which mostly isn't true), but for two extremely important reasons:
1) Kirk, Spock, McCoy are clearly the horniest for each other that anyone in Star Trek could possibly be. Kirk/Spock/McCoy, in a just and utopian world, would be unable to perform any duties for Starfleet because they would be a whirling three-way sex tornado, but because they cannot do this, they must simply be horndt to the point where horniness breaks down and becomes quantum particles, like some kind of horny event horizon. Kirk/Spock/McCoy are not fucking. They exist in a perpetual state of horn.
2) The reason why they aren't fucking is that they know that duty comes first, because not only are they horny for each other in ways which cannot be comprehended by puny mortal minds, but they are also horny for duty. In particular, James Tiberius Kirk is so fucking horny for the Enterprise that he can't find fulfillment in any other way than to be the best damn captain of the Enterprise. He's so horny for her that he seems like he's sexed up all the time when in fact it's all just horniness for his command. Kirk isn't a womanizer. He's hot for starship. From the first moment he saw her, he had to be inside her. Kirk may fuck (he had to have done so at least once, given that he has a son and all) but no woman could possibly mean as much to him as his ship. If you don't understand this, you don't understand Star Trek.
Other iterations of Star Trek may be horny. I don't know enough about them to say for certain. Next Generation always seemed pretty horny to me, and the inclusion of William "Biggun" Riker certainly doesn't hurt. But that's all normal horniness. The levels of unexpressed horny that the original series crammed into every episode of a TV show made during a time when a kiss was practically lewd are off the charts. The movies? Forget about it. Those movies are so fucking horny that new units of measurement had to be invented just to attempt to encapsulate a scintilla, a quantum of their horndt. It burned out the instruments. All we have is faint echoes in the background horniness of the Universe itself to tell us that there was an event.
So you may keep your Deep Space Nine and your Lower Decks. I can assure you that Star Trek began horniest and only went downhill from there.
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