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The oldest person to ever live was pretty based.
>smoked and drank wine until 117
>met van gogh, apparently he smelt like alcohol and was rude
>Rode a bike until 100
>walked fine until 110
>Started doing fencing at 85
>At 90 she sold her apartment in a life-rent (viager) deal that required the buyer to pay her a monthly sum until her death, She said "in life, one sometimes makes bad deals" and toasted that "you’re never too old to make a good deal."
>Ate lots of chocolate (reported ~2 lb/week)
>Lived to 122
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