https://theonion.com/chick-fil-a-announces-two-halves-of-buns-must-be-married-before-becoming-sandwich/
(satire) *Chick-Fil-A Announces Two Halves Of Buns Must Be Married Before Becoming Sandwich.*
Richard Stallman
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