bitlife is so fucking weird.
when you attack people it'll say shit like "you stomped her kidney" "she fractured your eyelid" "he snapped your lungs" "you pulverised his skull" "she bit your kneecap" "you bruised her tibia"
like... have you never heard of conditional word combinations???
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