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So tomorrow the openreach guy is supposed to come (again).
Bets on result:
1: just doesn't come
2: fails to find house
3: comes, fails to find fibre
4: comes, looks around, goes away after complaining about trees
5: comes, actually connects the fibre
PLACE YOUR BETS 🦬
Published at
2026-01-22 22:03:30 UTCEvent JSON
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