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The beginner’s kitchen
Todays key learning outcomes:
1. Don’t use desiccated coconut in soup.
2. Desiccated Coconut is not a food stuff. That’s why it’s been lurking next to that little jar of mulled wine spices you were give as a present back in 1988.
3. You can’t even throw it out for the birds. Though experts disagree, the potential danger of it swelling up in their little birdie gullets and killing them is explained.
Uses for desiccated coconut: Still to be determined.
Published at
2025-09-14 12:18:12 UTCEvent JSON
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