BrittBratt FingerPuppet :fingerbratt: on Nostr: I was blissfully asleep when my jarring notification went off. Forgot to mute my ...
I was blissfully asleep when my jarring notification went off. Forgot to mute my phone. My work bff/boss will never let me live down the fact that I go commando.
3 years ago we had a tussle with a psychotic patient. At one point my scrub pants got pulled down. Everyone saw my glow in the dark White ass. After we got permission to shoot that psycho in HIS ass with some anti psycho drugs my bff asked if it was laundry day. I told her no, that I have a claustrophobic vagina. She almost got an aneurysm laughing so hard.
It's a real thing!!!!
Alright, going back to bed. Toodles.
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