Uncle Duke on Nostr: Don’t let hippos sniff mopeds Or a deer chew your bike Hide big wheels from gators ...
Don’t let hippos sniff mopeds
Or a deer chew your bike
Hide big wheels from gators
They know what they like
Geese love to rub rowboats
Ducks will tickle your van
Rabbits snuggle with tractors
Whenever they can
Squirrels smooch skateboards
If a door’s left ajar
And whatever you do
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