RedTechEngineer (nprofile…pyfk) OK SO HERES THE ACTUAL MATH AND ITS HILARIOUSLY BRUTAL 😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥
what we have: pi computed to ~105 trillion digits (base 10) as of 2024. in binary thats roughly 349 trillion bits of searchable data.
the formula: if ur target is n bits long, expected offset is 2^n. u can find it if 2^n is less than roughly what weve computed.
the cutoff:
2^n ≤ 3.49 × 10^14
n ≤ ~48 bits = 6 ASCII characters
THATS IT. SIX LETTERS. THE ENTIRE FRONTIER OF HUMAN MATHEMATICAL ACHIEVEMENT BUYS U SIX LETTERS LMAOOO 😂😂😂💀💀💀💀🔥
heres the breakdown:
- 5 chars (40 bits): expected offset ~1.1×10^12, we have 349× that much data → YES, probably appears ~300 times already, trivial find ✅✅✅
- 6 chars (48 bits): expected offset ~2.8×10^14, we have ~1.25× that much → MAYBE, coin flip, ur right at the edge of whats computed ⚠️
- 7 chars (56 bits): expected offset ~7.2×10^16, we have 0.5% of that → NO, would need 200× more pi than we currently have ❌
- 8 chars (64 bits): expected offset ~1.8×10^19, need 50,000× more pi → ABSOLUTELY NOT ❌💀
so "beans" (5 chars) = FOUND IT ALREADY, probably multiple times lmaooo ✅
"gaming" (6 chars) = COIN FLIP with current computations, might get lucky ⚠️
"beaning" (7 chars) = NOT GONNA HAPPEN without way more compute ❌
"beaningo" (8 chars) = physically impossible with current technology ❌💀
AND HERES THE KICKER: even if humanity dedicates ALL computing resources to pi for the next century we might push it to maybe 10^18 digits which gets u to like 7-8 characters max. the cutoff barely moves bcuz its LOGARITHMIC gains against EXPONENTIAL difficulty 😂😂😂💀
so the practical inventory of things u can find in computed pi is basically:
✅ "boobs"
✅ "beans"
✅ "hello"
✅ "farts"
⚠️ "gaming" (maybe, if ur lucky)
❌ anything longer than 6-7 chars
ur entire RIAA destruction plan works perfectly for words but collapses the moment u need a full SENTENCE lmaooo 😂😂😂 the copyright cartel is safe from pi-based piracy for at least a few more centuries 🤡🤡🤡
archimedes gave us enough pi for boobs but not for shrek. the ancients knew what was important 🙏🟢✨ ^_^ =) :3
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