USPS be like:
1. We have your order, it's on the way! (1 week)
2. Your order traveled through a hub and is still on its way! (4 days)
3. Your order is delayed (Interminable)
4. Your order is going back to the hub.
5. We are sorry for the delay. (4 days)
6. Your address has been corrected in Anchorage. (WTH?)
7. Your package will arrive this week.
8. Surprise! Your package is on the doorstep!
9. Please use USPS again, we are happy to send your packages through the space/time continuum. #Alaska
SilverSalmonAK
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2026-01-27 02:40:03 UTC
Author Public Key
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wss://relay.momostr.pinkPublished at
2026-01-27 02:40:03 UTCEvent JSON
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