At the grocery store today, some random guy asked for help finding tuna. I get asked for help a lot, so I just roll with it (I had already been asked this trip by someone else if the store sold yogurt).
What was new was that he went into a long talk about how Americans smile a lot, except in Texas.
He was a Canadian from Italy. Or perhaps an Italian from Canada. He was born in Italy but was living in Canada. Except he was also spending a lot of time in the US, looking for canned tuna.
TJ of the Side-Eye
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