Walking home from the supermarket, I saw an older, white man wearing a t-shirt with the word "Pendejo".
《Me encanta su camiseta. 》 I said.
"Wait -- what?"
"I like your t-shirt."
"Oh. I got it at the beach. Is it a local band?"
I volunteered that it might be a local band. He nodded and walked off.
I didn't tell him that his T-shirt had the word in Spanish for "asshole".
Chip Unicorn
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