BitcoinJujitsu on Nostr: How do you bribe cops now? No one carries cash. So you say "officer, what is your ...
How do you bribe cops now? No one carries cash. So you say "officer, what is your Venmo?" I don't have Venmo.
I think I'm screwed
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2025-07-25 17:33:28 UTCEvent JSON
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