A Chickenwing hold on cuts off oxygen to the brain.
I read this story about an MMA guy who will home-school his son to keep him from being turned gay, or a communist or have to be exposed to the writings of Edgar Allen Poe (which is a weirdly specific concern).
Jaysus, the level of stupid in this timeline is daunting sometimes.
UFC fighter says he’ll home-school son so he doesn’t ‘end up turning gay’
https://www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-news/ufc-fighter-gay-bryce-mitchell-homeschool-son-rcna153807
#StupidestTimeline
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2024-05-28 16:06:42
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