You haven't crapped until you've crapped in a dunny can the day before it's due to be picked up. In summer.
My childhood consisted of:
Toilet until 9.
Drop toilet until 10.
Dunny can until 12 - with a regular visit from the Dunny Can Man!
Toilet until 13.
Dunny can until 17.
The last one was my responsibility to empty when getting full; the contents went down a disused mine airshaft.
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