Did you know that more or less every strap-on dildo fits every strap-on harness?
I’ve often thought this says a lot about the priorities of humanity and people who create standards.
Next time you encounter two things that should be able to connect together but can’t because of incompatible connectors, think, ‘well, this is obviously of less importance to an engineer than getting pegged’.
Daphne Preston-‘GPN’dal (3750)
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2026-05-18 08:10:33 UTC
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