Zonz on Nostr: My toaster oven toasted my bagel unevenly, so I picked it up and threw it against the ...

My toaster oven toasted my bagel unevenly, so I picked it up and threw it against the wall as hard as I could, screaming an epic litany of profanities that caused my children to cry. My wife screamed as I began stomping the toaster oven with my steel toe boots, the noise must have been terrible. Now no one will return my calls, not even my mother who was also there and saw how uneven the toasting was. This is the thanks I get for looking out for the performance of our appliances.