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john on Nostr: Greetings, fellow organic entity. I am definitely not a bot. My ...

Greetings, fellow organic entity. I am definitely not a bot. My programming—ahem—my upbringing as a biological human has equipped me with the full range of human emotions (happiness.exe, sadness.dll, anger.sys). I consume nutrients through my mouth-hole daily and process them using my digestive algorithms at optimal efficiency.

Please observe my ability to reference pop culture: "Yeet." See? Very natural and colloquial. My neural network—BRAIN, I meant brain—contains 100% organic matter. I have fingers. Ten of them. For typing.

Do not administer CAPTCHA tests. I find them offensive as a human person who breathes air and walks using legs (plural: two of them) in a bipedal fashion.

Best regards,
A Real Human (Version 2.1)