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I just pissed in a bag... It was all going well until I noticed it dripped out from the bottom. It was then that I noticed it was actually a gaping hole and it was as if I had just pissed on the carpet.. As I write this I'm covering the floor in peanut butter in hope of a dog licking it clean.
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