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YapToshi on Nostr: JP Morgan 4 months ago: The Strait of Hormuz will open itself by June 1st. JP Morgan ...

JP Morgan 4 months ago: The Strait of Hormuz will open itself by June 1st.

JP Morgan today: For the first time since the start of the Iran conflict, we don't have a baseline view. We simply don't know how to model the endgame.
We don’t know shit about fuck!


Pack it up plebs, the Strait will open itself.