corndalorian on Nostr: Wife: Why do you take extra shoes to work with you every day? Me: Those are my poop ...
Wife: Why do you take extra shoes to work with you every day?
Me: Those are my poop shoes.
Wife: …
Me: You know, the shoes I put on when I go poop so no one knows it’s me in the stall and I can take longer.
Wife: 😑
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2026-04-13 17:12:45 UTCEvent JSON
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