Bad things that have happened to me since just before 6am eastern time:
1) Wake up to an on call alert.
2) Spoiled wet cat food explodes in my face.
3) Family drama in group text messages won't stop rolling in.
4) Donut box flipped over in the car.
5) Dog smashed through the screen door….
So for anyone I've angered recently. You've made your point, you can stop stabbing the voodoo doll now.
Luke Rawlins /
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2024-05-18 14:15:29
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2024-05-18 14:15:29Event JSON
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