If vampires were real, how far behind the times do you think the average vampire would be? Like, someone who lived for decades or centuries would get used to change but they also wouldn't be immediately jumping on every new trend because there's no way to know which ones will last, so what would be the typical lag time? 10 years? 20?
Anyway The Vampire Lestat is really fun so far but I think instead of making TikTok references he should be using a flip phone and trying to sell CDs
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