Why are all the guys who like me on dating sites tall people with longish hair, a beard and some slightly lost, dreamy eyes? I'm bi but I don't want to date myself from 10 years ago, thank you very much.
(Not that I don't have any kindness for that iteration of me, but we wouldn't be a good match.)
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