Philip Brewer on Nostr: My brother and I have long written a theme song for each family dog. Ashley's has ...

My brother and I have long written a theme song for each family dog. Ashley's has been really tough.

🎼Ashlene, Ashlene, Ashlene, Ashlene
I'm begging of you please don't bite my arm
Ashlene, Ashlene, Ashlene, Ashlene
I know that you don't mean me any harm.

🎶Your beauty is beyond most curs,
With sharp white teeth and raven furs
You're very fit and you are very lean
Whatever you rolled yourself in
It sure does stink, so that's a win
We'll go for many, many walks, Ashlene. 🎵

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