My uber ride lah nite. I scrolling thru my shit and asked my driver ' hey miss pretty you on mastodon?'
She ' no what that?'
Me. Lowkey social media it fire.
She. Like Facebook?
Me. Yes mam but it don't have all the lame ass pictures. Like cats as shit (lie 😄)
She. 😄 OK I ain't following you tho you young enough to be my grandson.
Me. I give you a good rating.
She was a nice lady we laughed a lot and I got another masto user 🙏🏿
Spread the word yall 👌🏾
#mastodon
Jaden
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2025-07-31 16:39:39 UTC
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2025-07-31 16:39:39 UTCEvent JSON
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