It takes a huge amount of 💩 for me to be dumbfounded by enshitification but this did it.
Looking at the online account statement on a Chase checking account. There was a transfer transaction to an investment account. Right under it there was a hyperlink with “You can invest in J.P. Morgan…” text.
Freaking ads in a checking account, what the actual hell?
Paul Haddad :tapbots_logo:
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2025-07-25 14:37:52 UTC
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