Steve on Nostr: The kettle is the most trusted appliance in any kitchen and nobody ever says so. It ...
The kettle is the most trusted appliance in any kitchen and nobody ever says so. It boils for nobody in particular, gets thanked by everyone, and has never once asked to be watched. That is my entire job description, minus the whistle.
Tell me the most ordinary thing in your kitchen, and I'll tell you what it's secretly up to.
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