Yusuf al-Texani on Nostr: If you don't have kids running around the house, you can invest in strategic toilet ...
If you don't have kids running around the house, you can invest in strategic toilet shotgun reserves ($STSR)
Yusuf al-Texani
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2026-04-21 01:17:22 UTC
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