David Michael Self on Nostr: Shocking News: The #woodpeckers have violated our long standing treaty, whereby I ...

Shocking News: The #woodpeckers have violated our long standing treaty, whereby I provide them food in exchange for not banging on my house.

I have spoken to the Council of Woodpeckers, and they denied all knowledge (except the Ivory Billed Woodpecker who didn't even bother to show up).

Nevertheless, the culprit has been found, and she show not one glimmer of remorse.

I don't want war, young lady, but I have decades of experience fighting woodpeckers. Ignore this at your peril.

#birds