cmd on Nostr: Handling NIP-55 requests from amethyst is like trying to fill out a government form ...
Handling NIP-55 requests from amethyst is like trying to fill out a government form while getting repeatedly punched in the face. If you try to cover your face, you get kicked in the balls. So you have to juggle getting punched in the face, and kicked in the balls, and filling out forms.
Then a robot guard catches you slacking, and executes you for being slow.
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2025-12-20 01:12:30 UTCEvent JSON
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