>every boy wants to fuck his mother
>the problems in your life are the cause of your mother
>keep the sharp objects away from my junk
>every boy has an oral/anal fixation and like to stick things in their mouth/ass
>"But Professor, wouldn't your cigars count as an oral fixation?"
>"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar."
"All these things apply to you but not me, goyim." Fuck this, yid. Carl Jung is a far superior psychologist that didn't base everything on the Oedipus complex, like Fraud did.
